S’mores Puns
A list of s’mores puns for those seeking eyerolls around the campfire. You’re welcome.
I’m a sucker for a good dad joke. I have quite an extensive dadabase.
Mix terrible puns with s’mores, and you’ve got a winning combination in my book.
Without further adieu, here is my living list of s’mores puns. I "invented" some myself. Where possible, I’ve listed the source of the ones that I’ve picked up elsewhere.
| Translation | Pun | Source |
|---|---|---|
| bros before hos | s’mores before whores | T.K. Crafts Boutique (RIP) |
| dinosaur | dino-s’more | PunnyBone |
| forever | s’morever | |
| Fourth of July | S’morth of July | Kraft Jet-Puffed |
| grammatical | grahammatical | |
| hors d’oeuvres | s’more d’oeuvres | |
| Halloween | Malloween | SmashMallow |
| horror story | s’morror story | |
| Insta-graham | ||
| a lot | a choco-lot | Elite Daily |
| Make love, not war | Make s’mores, not wars | The S’more Pit |
| melodramatic | mallow-dramatic | |
| moral of the story | s’moral of the story | |
| more than a feeling | s’more than a feeling | |
| the more, the merrier | the s’more, the merrier | |
| morning | s’morning | Variant Brewing Company |
| Morse code | s’mores code | Let’s Eat Cake |
| morsel | s’morsel | S’morsels |
| Mortal Kombat | S’mortal Kombat | |
| orgasm | s’morgasm | S’moregasm |
| outsourcing | outs’morcing | |
| smörgåsbord | s’mörgåsbord | Punstoppable |
| some less | s’less | |
| sorcerer | s’morecerer | Cerealously |
| storefront | s’morefront | |
| stories | s’mories | The S’more Pit |
| that’s amoré | that’s a s’moré | Jet-Puffed |
Psst, looking for s’more? Also check out my list of s’mores memes.