S’mores Puns

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A list of s’mores puns for those seeking eyerolls around the campfire. You’re welcome.

I’m a sucker for a good dad joke. I have quite an extensive dadabase.

Mix terrible puns with s’mores, and you’ve got a winning combination in my book.

Without further adieu, here is my living list of s’mores puns. I "invented" some myself. Where possible, I’ve listed the source of the ones that I’ve picked up elsewhere.

Translation Pun Source
bros before hos s’mores before whores T.K. Crafts Boutique (RIP)
dinosaur dino-s’more PunnyBone
forever s’morever
Fourth of July S’morth of July Kraft Jet-Puffed
grammatical grahammatical
hors d’oeuvres s’more d’oeuvres
Halloween Malloween SmashMallow
horror story s’morror story
Instagram Insta-graham
a lot a choco-lot Elite Daily
Make love, not war Make s’mores, not wars The S’more Pit
melodramatic mallow-dramatic
moral of the story s’moral of the story
more than a feeling s’more than a feeling
the more, the merrier the s’more, the merrier
morning s’morning Variant Brewing Company
Morse code s’mores code Let’s Eat Cake
morsel s’morsel S’morsels
Mortal Kombat S’mortal Kombat
orgasm s’morgasm S’moregasm
outsourcing outs’morcing
smörgåsbord s’mörgåsbord Punstoppable
some less s’less
sorcerer s’morecerer Cerealously
storefront s’morefront
stories s’mories The S’more Pit
that’s amoré that’s a s’moré Jet-Puffed

Psst, looking for s’more? Also check out my list of s’mores memes.

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